congratulations! you've had a baby. and now it's time toreturn to the workplace. but you've decided to breastfeed. goodfor you! this instructional film will provide youall the tips that you need to pump at work. first you'll need the correctequipment. whether you use a simple mechanical pump, a double electric one, or just to decide to manually express milk with your own two two hands, youneed a way to transport all the bottles, tubes, wipes and other devicesnecessary.
a fashionable, yet discreet tote to carry it all to work, home, and back is essential. your coworkers may wonder why you needto disappear every few hours to pump. be sure to excuse yourself in aprofessional manner. "frank? can you cover my phones for a few? i got to hook an industrial grade vacuum device to my tits." of course it would be ideal to have yourown private office. where, thanks to today's modern pumpingtechnology, you can nurture both your child
and your career simultaneously. and did you know that drinking just a smidge of beer helps with your letdown? mother's milk is a preciouscommodity for both you and your baby. handle it withcare. it is vital that you store your milk ina place that is safe, sanitary and discreet. if you are pumping and storing your milk in a shared refrigerator. be sure to label the container "breastmilk" to avoid any confusion. and lastlyremember that nursing
will give your figure a whole new leaseon life. your bosum will be curvier than ever. so be mindful to wear office-appropriate attire. you are now ready to return to work as a nursing mom! we wish you the best of luck. but remember if it doesn't work out, a woman's true place is in the home. hi. i'm jen and i'm hiding in my bathroom. don't forget tosubscribe. we release
new videos every week. i hope you don't have to watch them in your bathroom!
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