- hey, guys. just wanna tell you that this video is a reupload. it was removed by youtube for a privacy complaint, meaning somebody who was in the video whose face was featured didn't wanna be in the video. so, they removed it, we didn't get a strike or anything, but essentially, we're just gonna blur out that person's face and uh, reupload it. so, yes, this is the good, same old joey salads reaction video, - "-with her boob comin' out-" - but we thought it shouldn't stay down, we love the video, so we wanna put it back up,
so you guys don't need to watch it if you've already seen it or watch it again if you want an' stay tuned, because more juicy memes are coming soon, guys. thanks so much. did you know that ninety nine percent of all children that go online are raped? and did you know that ninety nine point nine percent of all men are pedophiles? that's the facts. by letting your child walk in this park, you're enabling them to be raped.
your only way to prevent it is to watch my videos. after all... ...it could be anyone. - "are you crazy?! are you outta your moind?!" - "wow, ethan, great moves, keep it up, proud of you!" - "sup, guys, i'm joey salads and in today's soci-" and in today's soci-"- joey salads? joey salads? is that the name you're gonna go with here, buddy?
joey joey syahlads? what's ya favourite salad, joey? what kinda salad d'ya like, buddy? mkay. - "-and in today's society, there are child predators lurking all over the internet." - 'hi, i'm joey salads and i'm riding the wave of 'your children will be raped' mania, made popular by coby persin.' made popular by coby persin.'- "are you outta your moind?!"
- 'watch me and my friends from the local chapter of kkk try to tell you what's wrong with the internet today.' - "they prey on young women into havin' sexual relationships with them and even doing other stuff." - 'and other stuff'? wow, joey, you've got a... you got a really vivid imagination there, buddy. don't- don't go into too much detail now, you don't wanna disturb anybody. - "-and even doing other stuff." - other stuff? ohh boy, gettin' raped is one thing, but the other stuff? oof. oof!
don't think i'll be gettin' to that, huh, joey salads? - "i teamed up with twinztv here and this girl named sarah and we made a video where we would expose these child predators." - it's refreshing to see a buncha dudes actually treating their subject with the seriousness and a passion and a reverence that you just don't see on youtube. they care about it so much that they just need to do it in one take, because it- they're so passionate they need it to get out to the world as soon as possible! there's no way that they can do another take, 'cause there's just too much passion! - "-we used sarah over here, we used her image to create a fake instagram profile,
claimin' that she was fifteen years old." - 'i'm fifteen', who couldn't fall for that? it's so real! must've taken the whole salad thinktank to come up with that biography holy crap! come on, who's the genius salad who thought of this one? was it you, caesar? or was it greek? cobb? come on, cobb, it was you, wasn't it? you're the smart one, everyone loves cobb salad. i guess their second choice was probably
'underage, looking to be raped.' wow, these guys are a couple o' geniuses, you can tell! - "tons of older men hit her up, knowing how young she was. hey, guys, so... we're all hangin' out in the bathroom at the... at the hotel room we rented and the guy, james is comin' over right now, so, she's gonna let him in-" - 'hey, just joey salads reportin' in from the bathroom, me here with all my other salad gang, we're just waitin' for the fun to start and we're gonna get 'im!
we gonna throw ranch dressing all over him, we gonna make him a salad, we'll make him s- part of the salad crew here.' *dramatic music and screaming* leave the door- leave the front door open and just charge her instantly at a hotel room, surrounded by rooms full of people an' leave the door open too, that's... that's the big hitter, right? that way, people walkin' by can join the fun, i guess? is that what you're thinkin' about there, james? - "-this guy outta here. get 'im the fuck outta here. fuckin' creep!"
*unintelligible* - i guess he'll be taking his salad - i guess he'll be taking his salad to go! more justice served by the salad family! - "from this video, you can see how unpredictable these child predators are. this was a very dangerous social experiment to conduct an' i don't condone anyone else to try to do the same. and also check out the video i did with twinztv, where we conducted the same exact experiment, but wit' a funny twist to it."
- ooh, nothin' like a funny twist to the end of a little child rape video. i wanna know what's that twist. we gotta check out that other video, dude! whooo! that intro, dude, these guys mean business! 'twinztv!' - "wassup, guys, i'm here with sarah and joey salads and today, we're doin' 'how to catch a predator'." - these guys tattooed 'twinztv' on their neck? nische- nice life decision, dude. holy crap. i'm sure you guys are gonna be still doin' this in five years when your channel explodes, right? when pranks take over youtube, twinztv is gonna be the king, dude, there's no way they're gonna regret that tattoo. - "we went an' rented out a hotel room and we have a thirty-year-old male coming over.
little does he know, we have a few surprises in store for him. this is 'how to catch a predator', twinztv-style." - you know what joey calls these two guys when they're all in bed together? salad dressing. salad dressing. ooooo salad dressing. ooooo you know what they call- you know what you call it when you get these three guys in bedder- bed together? mixed greens salad, mixed greens salad, euuugh!
fuckin' salad dressing, dude. - "guys, we got the... the guy on the way. - "and a live feed."- "got a live feed goin'..." - "we gotta be extra careful because of what happened last time." - 'gotta be careful because last time, it was so crazy. i mean what are the chances that two outta the two guys we get are both fucking insane pedophile rapists?! what are the chanceeehs?!' hundred percent, apparently, according to all pranks. *knocking on door*
- "just a minute!" - nice sound, my god, what is this fuckin' horrifying sound? what are th- where did they film this? *low-quality buzz* - really nice natural sounds here, you can tell they've got a really nice polished look to their videos - really nice natural sounds here, you can tell they've got a really nice polished look to their videos- "gimme a second!" *low-quality buzz intensifies*- that is becoming of a channel with half a million subscribers, this video has almost a million views, guys! this is the worst sound i've ever heard, i- i can't even watch it! *loud low-quality buzz*egggggh,
egggggh, come on, twinz an' joey salad, g- step up your game, salad family! - "hey, can you grab the toy in the side drawer by the bed?" "play with it for a little bit, i'll be right out!" - they made him play with a dildo! 'hoh, that shows you for bein' a pedophile, buddy! we made you play with a dildo, we made you feel gay! the salad family always wins! you touched a penis, faggot! now you're gay forever! hegheghegh!' *banging on door*
- "lapd, open up!" -"l a f*censor beep*in' p-" - 'holy shit, lapd was in the bathroom the whole time! oh crap!' - "-d?!" - oooh, what?! 'let me just shove you lightly against this nightstand! agh, that's exactly what a pedophile would do in this situation, they wouldn't try to run!' - "*unintelligible* motherf*cker! git 'im!" - what? are they throwing... flour and syrup on him? is that-
is that what street justice looks like? i guess it's better than throwing lettuce an' ranch dressing on him, but still, it's... little bizarre. - "hey sarah, ya alright?" - "she alright?" (i don't get it.)- i guess he'll be taking his salad chopped! - "hey guy, get the f*ck up, dude." - "hey, f*ck you, bruh." - "get the f*ck up, dude. get up."- "f*ck you, motherf*cker."
- "how old are you?"- "f*ckin' old enough to be your daddy, b*tch." - "yeah, you know that girl's only 15, right?" - "i don't care how f*ckin' old she is." - "get the f*ck outta here!" - "as you can clearly see, this social experiment was very dangerous. luckily, no one was hurt in the making of this video, except the guy that i f*cked up." - "-i'm joey salads - "-i'm joey salads salads - "-i'm joey salads salads salads
sup, guys, i'm joey salads-" sup, guys, i'm joey salads-"- "are you crazy?! " - "from this video, you can see how unpredictable these child predators are." - "from this video, you can see how unpredictable these child predators are."- i love salad! i love salad! "sup, guys, i'm joey salads-"- i love salad! i love salad! - i love salad! ooooh! - "- ya motherf*cker, keep your shirt off! keep your shirt-" - "-ssing out on what's out there
in the beautiful world."
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